[ Unbaked cookies people will take spoonfuls of to eat straight up without even bothering to bake, the best. Kano laughs, though, and is quick to clap 9S consolingly on the back. ]
It wasn't a waste of time! I got a lotta ammunition out of this, after all~ You got lots of chocolate chips left, right? You can go ahead and stick a couple more inside the dough when you buy it, right in the middle like ravioli, I bet the kids'll love that.
[ The poor cookies are going to fall apart but that's okay! 9S can make one large sheet like with brownies and just cut them up after. Cookies with extra extra extra chocolate, the kids won't complain. ]
[ He mumbles that under his breath, skeptical about how that would make any of this less of a waste of time, but decides not to ask in earnest because he has no doubt that Kano could absolutely turn the dud cookies into weaponry. He does cheer up a little, though, in response to Kano's suggestion. ]
You know, that's actually a pretty good idea. I did want to make them a mega cookie, so an extra shot of chocolate will be the perfect touch. Thanks, Kano.
[ Kano is a weirdo, but he has his moments. And he does pretty well in a pinch. Speaking of which... ]
How's your injury been, by the way?
[ He points to his own arm/shoulder in illustration, because pointing at a (hypothetical) human would feel too rude. ]
[ Anything can be ammunition if you try hard enough. If these cookies ooze chocolate and fall apart because they were too greedy, Kano can work with that too, already shooing 9S out the door so they can go buy that cookie dough, never mind Jiang Cheng reportedly being outside ready to swoop down and kick Kano's ass. ]
Hm, well... still broken! I can poke it without crying now, though, but I try not to do it too much or it might get, like, misaligned or something, y'know?
[ Human bones are stupidly fragile. His shoulder's a lot better, though, considering it's out of the sling and he can lift it somewhat, but he tries not to move his other shoulder too much because that one got jarred falling out of a tree and failing to kill Wei Wuxian under his weight. Stupidly, stupidly fragile. ]
How's your, um... hm.
[ 9S didn't break anything, did he? ]
Head injury.
[ It's been a really long time. Is he doing okay? ]
[ I can't believe Kano is just ignoring that 9S's hand popped off but 9S has been counting on it being too crazy to be believed so good. And judging by the swiftness with which Kano ushered them out onto the allegedly Jiang Cheng-infested street, 9S is forced to question whether Kano is just making up excuses to barge into 9S's house now. ]
Like it never happened. I've got a pretty strong noggin.
[ YoRHa androids are built for a beating, which 9S finds terribly ironic. Still, he maintains his smile as he locks his front door behind him and gets to strolling toward the market. ]
Thinking back, it's a miracle we all made it out in one piece. Talk about a recipe for a disaster. And I have to give credit where it's due: you're pretty handy in a crisis, Kano.
[ 9S's hand was a fever dream along with flying Gatling guns and honestly that entire night. It's just as fake as roaming Jiang Chengs, but you can't discount the possibility of the man hiding in a back alley somewhere waiting to get the jump on them- murder Kano away from his friend's house, it'll be less incriminating or something. ]
Heh... No way, no way, don't count on me in a crisis, I don't want any part of it!
[ no more crisis for him, no sir, he is taking at least a four day break from crisises for his own sake. ]
'sides, it looks like you could handle it just fine on your own. Wow! I can't believe they all made it out alive!
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It wasn't a waste of time! I got a lotta ammunition out of this, after all~ You got lots of chocolate chips left, right? You can go ahead and stick a couple more inside the dough when you buy it, right in the middle like ravioli, I bet the kids'll love that.
[ The poor cookies are going to fall apart but that's okay! 9S can make one large sheet like with brownies and just cut them up after. Cookies with extra extra extra chocolate, the kids won't complain. ]
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[ He mumbles that under his breath, skeptical about how that would make any of this less of a waste of time, but decides not to ask in earnest because he has no doubt that Kano could absolutely turn the dud cookies into weaponry. He does cheer up a little, though, in response to Kano's suggestion. ]
You know, that's actually a pretty good idea. I did want to make them a mega cookie, so an extra shot of chocolate will be the perfect touch. Thanks, Kano.
[ Kano is a weirdo, but he has his moments. And he does pretty well in a pinch. Speaking of which... ]
How's your injury been, by the way?
[ He points to his own arm/shoulder in illustration, because pointing at a (hypothetical) human would feel too rude. ]
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Hm, well... still broken! I can poke it without crying now, though, but I try not to do it too much or it might get, like, misaligned or something, y'know?
[ Human bones are stupidly fragile. His shoulder's a lot better, though, considering it's out of the sling and he can lift it somewhat, but he tries not to move his other shoulder too much because that one got jarred falling out of a tree and failing to kill Wei Wuxian under his weight. Stupidly, stupidly fragile. ]
How's your, um... hm.
[ 9S didn't break anything, did he? ]
Head injury.
[ It's been a really long time. Is he doing okay? ]
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Like it never happened. I've got a pretty strong noggin.
[ YoRHa androids are built for a beating, which 9S finds terribly ironic. Still, he maintains his smile as he locks his front door behind him and gets to strolling toward the market. ]
Thinking back, it's a miracle we all made it out in one piece. Talk about a recipe for a disaster. And I have to give credit where it's due: you're pretty handy in a crisis, Kano.
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Heh... No way, no way, don't count on me in a crisis, I don't want any part of it!
[ no more crisis for him, no sir, he is taking at least a four day break from crisises for his own sake. ]
'sides, it looks like you could handle it just fine on your own. Wow! I can't believe they all made it out alive!