[ Oh, no. He appreciates the sentiment, but he wishes people would stop trying to give him food... He scrambles for an excuse, SORRY BENNETT. ]
Sorry, sir, I -- promised my brother I'd be home for dinner. But thanks for the invitation!
[ And he scuttles off in a hurry to get back to the kids. For being good, he presents them with one (1) small turtle from his pocket. It's a very talented turtle with one amazing trick: it can do somersaults. Some would instead call it one amazing death wish because it's incapable of putting itself right-side up, but that's neither here nor there. Have fun, Bianca and Bennett! ]
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Sorry, sir, I -- promised my brother I'd be home for dinner. But thanks for the invitation!
[ And he scuttles off in a hurry to get back to the kids. For being good, he presents them with one (1) small turtle from his pocket. It's a very talented turtle with one amazing trick: it can do somersaults. Some would instead call it one amazing death wish because it's incapable of putting itself right-side up, but that's neither here nor there. Have fun, Bianca and Bennett! ]